Question : How does DTC promote family planning?
Answer : It requires that people "peechhe se chadhen"
How about the varioous buses where the mischieviuos scratched and made --
'Kewal Hilayen' out of 'Kewal Mehilayen' !!!!
There was A phirang guy we knew who was visiting Delhi. Being a newbie, he
was advised by everyone against travelling by DTC. However, adventurous as he
was, he boarded a DTC bus one day and much to his consternation, noticed the
following on the back of the seat:
Look under your seat
There WOULD be a bomb
Raise Alarm
Earn AWARD
This was his first ever DTC ride, and needless to say, his last one!
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