You can find here latest Filmi Jokes. Don't take it seriously. Only enjoy it and forget it.

1. How do u CUT roads?????
   By LAUGHING.....
   
   Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"
   
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2. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes
   A well. Luv falls into the well. Why???
   
   Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
   Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
   
   Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!
   
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3. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???
   socho....... nahi pata..??
   
   Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold
   
   Chalo ab batao
   Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
   
   This is quite simple.. .....
   Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :-))
   
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4. A beggar meets another beggar.
   A software engineer meets another software engineer.
   Both of them ask the same question to each other.
   What is the question ???
   
   So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....
   
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5. Question: What will u call a person who is leaving India??
   Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
   
   Question: What will u call a person who leaves India, but
   doesn't
   travel much??
   Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).
   
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6. Q - RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
   Ans: TAILOR
   
   Q - SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
   Ans: Sita MEMORY hai
   
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7. Once upon a time in an elephant school some loafer elephants
   were
   sitting on a wall.
   A sexy female elephant passes by. what do the loafer elephants
   say about her?
   36000 - 24000 - 36000 !!!
   
   
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8. Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
   Ans: Adidas.
   
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9. Q - Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a
   bottle
   of pepsi
   but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? :-)
   Ans: Tendulkar is an opener
   
   Q - What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and "Indian
   Cricket Team"
   Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai
   
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10. Q - Who is Joe?
    "Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"
    
    And of course, the grand finale............The Madrasi said, I
    want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he
    really want to see?
    
    Dil Chhata Hai.......
    
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